This developed out of a bit of a joke about completely stupid and pointless news headlines on IRC, and got a bit carried away. I can't take all the credit; while the best ones are mine, I have to credit Irunongames and AlexandrDmitri for some of these.
- Chicken crosses the road
- Chicken hit and run on route 66
- National day of mourning for hit and run chicken
- Experts say chicken wanted "to get to the other side"
- Chicken murderer tried for genocide, commentators say UN "overreacted"
- Sarkozy faces crisis over chicken incident; trade unions say roads are not safe
- Poultry & Game Union calls strike over recent death of colleague
- French Army to lay down arms after chicken strike
- David Cameron starts talks with the Chicken Protection Party to form a new government; divorces Nick Clegg
- Chickengate: Obama makes a statement
- "Chickengate" scandal escalates as David Cameron is caught on microphone calling chickens "bigoted", forced to resign
- Chickens revolt on farms: stop laying eggs
- Poultry & Game Union leader calls pay "chicken feed", campaigns for higher wages for union members
- Fox News reveals dead chicken had affair with Tiger Woods
- Chicken protesters hurl eggs at abortion clinics
- Fox News says Chickengate "was Obama's fault", points out that no chickens died under Bush government
- Sun newspaper devotes page three to chicken breasts
- KFC burned down by colleagues of the dead chicken
- Somalian pirates capture ship, demand 1,000 chickens in ransom
- Chickens capture Somalian pirates, demand 1,000 bags of grain in ransom
- YouTube blocked in Pakistan for showing videos of chicken being run over
- The Sun: Hero chicken is still alive!
- Study shows The Sun sucks
- The Sun: Chicken was involved in non-noteworthy sex scandal 5 years ago
- Express Newspaper: Chicken may be Diana
- Daily Mail: All chickens are immigrants
- Daily Mail: Labour MPs claimed expenses for attending chicken funeral
- George Bush kills all chickens; possible genocide
- Rational people say Chickengate "blown out of proportion"
- Breaking news: chicken was al-Qaeda suicide bomber
- Experts claim chicken was "too chicken" to be suicide bomber
- People Magazine's top 10 chickens of the 20th century
- Bush calls for invasion of "Chickenland", but fails to find it on the map
- Bush used chickens in extreme interrogation techniques
- Poll finds people have stopped caring about chickens